Robin Holley


In his spare time he moonlights as a laundry lady and occasional blacksmith. He also has a deeply unhealthy obsession with Dannii Minogue, known to many as “the Secondary Minogue”, but to him as “the heir apparent”. There are no words, but thankfully there is medication.

Darren Lewis


Whether Darren is the Hits or Mrs of Hits&Mrs is not fully understood, but public opinion is tending towards the latter – especially after seeing him in full make-up on Steps Night.


Dame Amy


Dame Amy Mazing.

Cola Phalquero


Crisp-eating drag queen.